cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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sluttyoliveoil:

drivojunior:

This is a sin

actually it’s a tan

posypayne:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

wutang-chan:

i showed the gif below to my dad and he couldn’t stop laughing. he said it looked like me when i go outside 

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

rad-king:

This means so much to me

humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me